wait people still go here
🎄
OP died before they could finish recording
Yes, come on in!
Ok
Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.
You Have A Lovely Hombe
Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?
Oh I Just Love To Play Balls
We’ll get along splendidly, then.
Some wine?
Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.
Go on.
Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-
…
*Shrnf…*
Smells Of Steel.
*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*
*Advances*
Well I Simply Knew All A Long
*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….
Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel
*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*
Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget
the most coherent incoherent RP I have ever witnessed on this site
hello tumbly :)
Prompto Argentum from Final Fantasy XV
Requested by anonymous
How his dick looks like after nutting
i’ve been living in balls all my life and no one told me this!
I’m sorry you had to find out like this
Omfgggg this post is so old I don’t even remember making it
American: Ha! How’s it feel knowing you live in a dick and balls?!
Swedes/Finns: Äctuälly, wë häve thë highëst ständärd öf living in thë wörld. Höws it fëël häving ä brökën gövërnmënt änd ä mänchild för ä prësident?
American: …
Swedes/Finns: Börk börk bitch
Americans: haha your country is shaped funny
Europeans: haha you have no health insurance and lots of gun violence and a shredded social safety net that all contribute to killing real ppl
ugandan television is an out of body experience
man I’m paying for the wrong country’s tv channels
that’s nice
im wildrider and i wanna
bust a nut
